the-psycho-cutie:

i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

(via greed)

endable:

how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me

(Source: subtle, via acomas)

drinking-for-two:

I had to do a powerpoint on how to solve overpopulation in countries. My powerpoint consisted of one slide that had this gif in it.

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(via guy)

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

(via greed)

cyberfricking:

when u type ;) instead of :)
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(Source: cyberfricking, via bootynugget)

lalondes:

[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

(via beyoncevevo)