i dont want a job i just want paychecks

(via refreshes)


if puppies could talk I would never even try to make human friends ever again.

(via samswarek)

  • Me flirting: "So who's your favourite serial killer?"


schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

(Source: kanyewesticle, via greed)


do you ever get friendlust. like. you just see someone and you’re like. man. i have such a friendcrush on you. i wanna be ur friend so bad. i wanna be more than a friend. i wanna be a BEST friend u hear me. ur so cool. i admire u a lot and ur so funny. plz b my bffl. i will treat u right. let me be ur drake-friend. no other friend will treat u like i would

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