• Me flirting: "So who's your favourite serial killer?"

kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

(Source: kanyewesticle, via greed)

connorkawaii:

do you ever get friendlust. like. you just see someone and you’re like. man. i have such a friendcrush on you. i wanna be ur friend so bad. i wanna be more than a friend. i wanna be a BEST friend u hear me. ur so cool. i admire u a lot and ur so funny. plz b my bffl. i will treat u right. let me be ur drake-friend. no other friend will treat u like i would

(via paradise-kids)

drunknuncle:

there is only one part of my childhood that i wish i could block from my memory

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(via tittytittygangbang)

querient:

*pretends to be mentally stable*

(via drunkkitchens)

metahumer:

thug life more like ugh life

(via exteriors)